#WONDER WOMAN 2011 TV PILOT DRIVER#

They should have added a better story and a more likable Wonder Woman. A helpful memo just appeared on screen instructing the VFX guys to “Add Police cars”. If she wanted the truth then she could have just used her lasso but, evidently, this is considered funnier.Ġ0:27:50 Plus, for good measure, she ignores all concerns from a US senator about how she’s breaking the law.Ġ0:30:04 Hahahahaha! Because this pilot was never given the green light, some of the effects shots weren’t completed. RELATED: Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman Won’t Return For A Few More YearsĠ0:24:46 Once again blatantly breaking the law, she snaps the wrist of the earlier suspect to get the truth out of him. Flight plans? We don’t need no stinkin’ flight plans. What, were they manufactured in sweatshops just to cut costs?Ġ0:20:44 So after a polite meeting with Veronica Cale, Wonder Woman flies her visible jet to go and visit Willis. However, it’s kind of embarrassing to see her ranting away like this and, as they put it, being vulgar.Ġ0:16:01 So Wonder Woman’s multi-million dollar company makes its money from merchandising Wonder Woman? Isn’t that a bit like being famous just for being famous? And her visible plane and crime-fighting gadgets are all paid for by doll sales, as opposed to making those things first, and selling them to law enforcement groups so they can fight crime better? Am I missing something? She must be making serious cash from those dolls.

Her annoyance about her new line of action figures being overly endowed in the breasts department is understandable. I see a huge libel lawsuit in Diana Themyscira’s future.Ġ0:15:15 Um… Wonder Woman just said a dirty word. Okay?Ġ0:10:41 “That woman is responsible!” Wonder Woman tells the world at a press conference, accusing businesswoman Veronica Cale of murder and illegal drug tests. Even Cisco Ramon would hate seeing the Dread Pirate Roberts in this role.Ġ0:09:10 For the sake of plot, let’s just say that Wonder Woman knows that Willis kid from the beginning. Henry Johns, Henry Detmer… what’s his name here?! I’ve heard of bad casting, but if he’s Steel then this is ridiculous. RELATED: The Batman Director’s Cut: Superman & Wonder Woman In 4 Hour MovieĠ0:06:22 Wait, that’s Cary Elwes as… uh, is he supposed to be John Henry Irons?! It’s hard to tell because his name keeps seeming to change. I’d laugh if this wasn’t so painful.Ġ0:05:34 What the?! Even Doctor Phil doesn’t like her! When TV’s version of Cheez Whiz doesn’t respect you, that’s saying something. So much for due process…Ġ0:04:35 According to TV reports, Diana Themyscira, who runs multi-million dollar corporation Themyscira Industries, breaks the law on a regular basis as Wonder Woman. She then argues with a cop that if she hands him over to the rightful authorities, he’ll just “lawyer up”.

#WONDER WOMAN 2011 TV PILOT DRIVER#

She’s chasing a bald guy who looks like an Observer from Fringe.Ġ0:02:33 She’s just been hit by a car! She gives the driver a death-glare, like it was his fault for driving while it’s fine for her to be running in traffic.Ġ0:03:10 Using her legendary Lasso of Truth, she takes down her quarry and, um, sticks a hypodermic in him to take a blood sample.

Surgeon General’s Warning: Side effects may include bleeding from the eyes and ears, internal haemorrhaging and uncontrollable loss of bowel functions, apparently.Ġ0:02:04 And there she is! Wonder Woman, in all her glory, running at superhuman speeds thanks to what appears to be a speeded-up film. 00:01:15 Average kid Willis just got accepted to college.

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